"Old Fashioned" S'mores Maker

I'm a fan of a good s'more on a summer evening around the campfire. In fact, my family built a fire pit in our backyard so we could have s'mores and family time around the campfire daily if we so desire. (No, we don't have a fire daily, I'm just illustrating a point.) However, there is no need for that anymore! Not when you can have the "Old Fashioned S'mores Maker!"

Yes, it is a real thing my friends. No need to smell like a campfire, find sticks, or even turn the occasion of s'mores into special time spent with friends and family. You can now have s'mores the "old fashioned way!" I'm sure our founding fathers simply plugged this baby into their power outlets and Wahla! They had a perfect s'more every time!

Ok, really? Why? I don't quite get it. Someone explain this one to me. When I saw this, I almost cried laughing at the reviews on "Amazon." This was my personal favorite:

"The claim about this product allowing s'mores to be made "virtually anywhere" in the home got me really excited. The kitchen is only the beginning to the fun:

Want a breakfast of s'mores? Just set up this bad boy with a timer on your nightstand, and you'll be awakened by the smell of delicious marshmallows wafting through your bedroom.

Gotta eat and run? I bought an extra one for the coat closet so I can enjoy a warm s'more on my way out the door on a cold day.

Eat too many tacos last night and can't leave the bathroom? No problem! Just set this baby on the counter next to the sink and you don't even have to leave your seat.

The only place I couldn't get it to work was in the bathtub. That was a nasty shock, since I wanted to unwind after work with a glass of wine and a nice s'more.

You may want to skip the outside use though. I took this camping with my kids and it didn't work very well. We set it up over the campfire and all of the plastic melted. For an "Old Fashioned" S'Mores maker, I expected it to be a bit more versatile. Next time I'll just bring a bunch of extension cords."